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The Softy McBluenstein (Slimmer Fit)**WAREHOUSE FINDS ARE FINAL SALE** Softy McBluenstein was, coincidentally, the roughest and toughest kid on his block, insisting that all the other boys call him "Blue" lest they suffer the consequences of uttering his first name. The only person on the planet who could call him Softy was his dear, sweet mama, Mrs. Bluenstein, the nicest lady you ever met. This Nutter is made from 100% cotton twill that's been washed down to make it insanely soft.

guilty as charged guys

We recommend ordering the same size as you normally order in shorts

Has enough room to fit 4 beers and one toothbrush

Bow WOW WOW WOW Yippy-o Yippy-hey guys do you like our new undershorts

Pineapples and swim trunks

These Chubbies have a elastic waist

and fabric thickness was thrown out the window

More Hawaiian than grinding a spam musubi shaved ice on top your longboard while watching the sun dip behind the palm trees and strumming the Kamaka ukulele

“WAREHOUSE FINDS ARE NOT ELIGIBLE FOR RETURNS/EXCHANGES”

we all know that ONE lion

these shorts are

Stay Salty (but also stay hydrated)

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